Forward: A FEW QUOTES FROM DOG LOVERS
From: Berrins (Berrinsaol.com)
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 1999 15:36:13 -0700 (MST)
 A FEW QUOTES FROM DOG LOVERS ----------------------------

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."  Unknown

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." Unknown

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene Hill

"In dog years, I'm dead."  Unknown

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs."   Aldous Huxley

"Ever consider what they must think of us?  I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store
with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think
we're the greatest hunters on earth!"  Anne Tyler

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."    Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $0.99 a can.
That's almost $7.00 in dog money."  Joe Weinstein

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven and very, very few persons."  James Thurber

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with
pets."   Nora Ephron

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful."   Ann Landers

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs relax and get
used to the idea."   Robert A. Heinlein

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him." Dereke Bruce

"Of all the things I miss from Veterinary practice, puppy breath is one
of the most fond memories."  Dr. Tom Cat

"There is no Psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." Unknown

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always make it look like
the dog did it."   Unknown

"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
tail." Author Unknown

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the
dog does."   Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."  Josh Billings

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be" Holbrook Jackson

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person"  Andy Rooney

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.  You are his
life, his love, his leader.  He will be yours, faithful
and true, to the last beat of his heart.  You owe it to him to be worthy
of such devotion."   Author Unknown

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you, that is the principal difference between
a dog and a man." Mark Twain

"Things that upset a Terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
Dane" Smiley Blanton
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