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From: Chris/Meri-Kate Holt (holts![]() |
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Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 15:52:45 -0600 |
---------- One vote for telecommunications! > >>>> A Biblical Traffic Jam > >>>> > >>>> HEARKEN UNTO MY VOICE, all of you, and learn from my misfortune. > >>>> For I have dallied too long over "Good Morning America" and now I pay > >>>> the price. Yea, verily, it is rush hour. > >>>> And though I falleth upon my steering wheel and weep most > >>>> piteously, I goeth not forward upon the highway. And lo! There is > >>>> wailing and gnashing of teeth, for clients do await me at The Office, > >>>> and my Boss does curse my name most horribly. > >>>> And woe unto us all who do travel in the valley of the shadow of > >>>> road construction. For verily, I am stopped near the Machine That > >>>> Makes Pounding Noises For No Reason, and soon the pain in my head is > >>>> as a spike through my temple. > >>>> I look around myself, and I seeth also the doom of others. For > >>>> there are many children who frolic in back seats, and who do cry out > >>>> with much noise as an angry multitude: "I am hungry," "He's sitting on > >>>> my side!" "She is touching me!" and "Are we there yet? For pee we > >>>> must, and mightily!" > >>>> Soon it comes to pass that I do howl, and the hair of my flesh > >>>> stands up. For my coffee has fallen into my lap, and there are many > >>>> foul curses, and lo! I am most grievous sore. For unto my loins there > >>>> is a great desolation. > >>>> And after having suffered these trials and tribulations, I > >>>> arrive at my Company's parking lot; but there are those who parketh > >>>> crookedly, and do taketh up two spaces with one car, for fear others > >>>> will smite their doors. And there are those vehicles of an > >>>> unnaturally large aspect that are puffed up and bear a multitude of > >>>> bumper stickers. These cars are an abomination and a pestilence in my > >>>> eyes, for they causeth me to park far from all mankind, out in the > >>>> desolate wilderness. > >>>> I must walk many leagues, with my briefcase heavy upon me, and > >>>> the lessons of this day burned into my soul (and other parts) with > >>>> letters of fire. > >>>> When at last I reach my office, I fall upon my brother's neck > >>>> and weep with joy. For I know that at the end of the day, I shall not > >>>> wander about as a sheep who has not a shepherd. My car will not be > >>>> lost in the wilderness and hidden unto me, because by the time I am > >>>> freed from my great travails, evening rush hour will be long over and > >>>> mine will be the only car left in the parking lot. > > > Dr. Enid Arvidson > School of Urban & Public Affairs office: (817) 272-3071/3349 > University of Texas fax: (817) 272-5008 > Arlington, TX 76019 email: enid [at] utarlg.uta.edu
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