Cohousing-L Mailing List: A little light for these dark days

[Joani Blank (joani]

>TEN PROPOSED NEW LAWS FOR THIS CRISIS:
>
> 1. To buy an American flag, you must present proof
>you have voted at least once in the last three elections (yes, local and
>state elections count).

> 2. To display an American flag in any form, you must
>present proof of voter registration.

> 3. To wave an American flag in public, you must be
>able to name at least one of the following:
> A. Your Senator
> B. Your Representative
> C. Your President ("George Bush" does not
>count; ambiguous)

> 4. To sell any product with an American flag on it,
>you must answer the following question:
> The Bill of Rights is part of: the Constitution; the
>Magna Carta; the Declaration of Independence.

> 5. Those heard singing patriotic songs in public may
>be asked to show their voter registration cards.

> 6. To be permitted to scream "Nuke Afghanistan," you
>must be able to correctly locate Afghanistan on a map or globe.

> 7. To be permitted to scream "Arabs go home," you
>must list and correctly locate ten Arab homelands.

> 8. Those who wish to express opinions about Arabs and
>Arab-Americans must pass the following test:
> A. Those who follow the religion of Islam are called:
> Moslems Muslins Fanatics

> B. The holy book of Islam is called:
> The Koran The Koram The Bible

> C. In Arabic, God is called:
> Ali Allah Jehovah

> 9. Priority for purchase of American flags will be
>given to those whose ancestors lived on American soil the longest.
>When all American Indians who wish to display the red, white and blue
>are satisfied, other applicants will be accepted.

> 10. A call for war on any radio talk-show will be
>construed as a public declaration of willingness to enlist in the US
>Army; callers will have 24 hours to complete the paperwork.
>

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