Cohousing-L Mailing List: Re: Good Clean COHO Jokes

[KJ (pumpkin2282]

Hahaha. So hilarious and so true! 

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On Aug 31, 2013, at 12:30 PM, Sharon Villines <sharon [at] sharonvillines.com> 
wrote:

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> On Aug 31, 2013, at 12:15 PM, Karen Scheer <karen [at] monkeyhouse.org> wrote:
> 
>> Looking for some comic relief...does anyone have some good cohousing 
>> jokes they will share?  I was thinking there have got to be some good 
>> light bulb jokes out there along the lines of:
> 
> An example from our neighborhood list that probably works just as well for 
> cohousing -- of why we are still talking. Like a team meeting with too many 
> people
> 
> How many email list members does it take to change a lightbulb?
> 
> * One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been 
> changed.
> * Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the 
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
> * Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> * Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing 
> light bulbs.
> * Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.
> * Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
> * Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
> * Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct 
> spelling.
> * Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please 
> take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
> * Eleven to defend the posting to the list saying that we all use light bulbs 
> and therefore the posts are relevant to this list.
> * Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, 
> where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for 
> this technique and what brands are faulty.
> * Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
> * Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the 
> corrected URL.
> * Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to 
> this list that makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
> * Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including 
> all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
> * Five to post to the list that they will no longer post because they cannot 
> handle the light bulb controversy.
> * Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
> * Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions 
> about light bulbs."
> * Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
> AND
> * One list lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with 
> something unrelated and start it all over again.
> 
> Sharon
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> Sharon Villines
> Takoma Village Cohousing, Washington DC
> http://www.takomavillage.org
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