Cohousing-L Mailing List: Re: Good Clean COHO Jokes

[Rick Gravrok (rick.gravrok]

Hey I like it, Rick of MoCoCo


On Sun, Sep 1, 2013 at 11:42 AM, Karen Scheer <karen [at] monkeyhouse.org> 
wrote:

>
>
> How about...
> Why did the fly become a community member?
> Because she heard she was a Common House Fly!!
>
>
>
> On 8/31/13 6:16 PM, Rick Gravrok wrote:
> > I heard a story about a little girl who heard some adult talking about a
> > common house fly. She asked: "how does a fly know that it's in the common
> > house?" or something like that.
> >
> > Rick, from Monterey Cohousing of St. Louis Park (Minneapolis) Minnesota.
> >
> > here's a cute, but non-cohousong joke:  What do you call a lazy, baby
> > kangaroo?
> >
> >
> > a pouch potato      :-)
> >
> >
> > On Sat, Aug 31, 2013 at 11:30 AM, Sharon Villines <
> sharon [at] sharonvillines.com
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> On Aug 31, 2013, at 12:15 PM, Karen Scheer <karen [at] monkeyhouse.org>
> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Looking for some comic relief...does anyone have some good cohousing
> >>> jokes they will share?  I was thinking there have got to be some good
> >>> light bulb jokes out there along the lines of:
> >> An example from our neighborhood list that probably works just as well
> for
> >> cohousing -- of why we are still talking. Like a team meeting with too
> many
> >> people
> >>
> >> How many email list members does it take to change a lightbulb?
> >>
> >> * One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
> >> changed.
> >> * Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
> >> the light bulb could have been changed differently.
> >> * Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> >> * Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
> changing
> >> light bulbs.
> >> * Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.
> >> * Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".
> >> * Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
> >> * Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
> >> correct spelling.
> >> * Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
> please
> >> take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
> >> * Eleven to defend the posting to the list saying that we all use light
> >> bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this list.
> >> * Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
> >> where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
> for
> >> this technique and what brands are faulty.
> >> * Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
> bulbs.
> >> * Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
> >> corrected URL.
> >> * Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
> to
> >> this list that makes light bulbs relevant to this list.
> >> * Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
> >> including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
> >> * Five to post to the list that they will no longer post because they
> >> cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
> >> * Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
> >> * Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
> >> questions about light bulbs."
> >> * Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
> >> AND
> >> * One list lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with
> >> something unrelated and start it all over again.
> >>
> >> Sharon
> >> ----
> >> Sharon Villines
> >> Takoma Village Cohousing, Washington DC
> >> http://www.takomavillage.org
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
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Rick Gravrok
St. Louis Park, MN